The
Best Worst Invention Ever BlueTooth Wireless Headset
What
a lot of people around the world don't realize is that companies
who make Blue Tooth Devices are actually creating slaves
and their cell phones have become the crack cocaine of this
year! These little devices are taking over And they must
be stopped
Hey
the more you read this site you will see that I am very
accustom to technology and actually I feel this is one of
the best products out there, I can work with clients and
speak on the phone hands free while typing away without
the hassles of a cord or holding a receiver phone but when
did the BlueTooth become a piece of jewelry and for some
people a hierarchy status of pompous Jackasses that feel
they are so friggin important that they need their ear jack
to a phone all day.
And
hand free while driving a car? All speaking on a phone does
while driving a car is allow you to accelerate that much
quicker into your doom of stupidity Blue tooth now has millions
of slaves doing their bidding which is being a pompous "A"
Hole in public. There is no longer a difference between
that crazy guy at the corner talking to himself the the
superficial little bitch who is talking on the phone 24-7
while walking down the street. I personally think its rude
to interrupt someone on the phone while they are speaking
on it, just as much as I think its rude to speak to someone
with a Blue Tooth in their ear, how the frig are you supposed
to know they are speaking to you with that glow light off
to the side of their head blinking.
Its
time to fight back!
Things
to do to a BlueTooth Whore:
1)
While they are not looking put Vaseline in the ear piece
or KY Jelly (because it's funnier with KY Jelly) or used
KY Jelly but you really have to hate the person to do that
plus you will get questioned where you got used KY Jelly
and you going to find out that wasn't very cool in the first
place.
2)
put tape over their ear piece
3)
repeat everything they say on their BlueTooth to them it
confuses them easily
4)
Hide it in random places (not very original but "meh"
who cares
More
to come!!!
