From the Editor!!!

We are not here to change your mind or take over the world with some evil empire and we are not here to offend anyone we live in America where it's Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, and in America we have the freedom of speech where all of our views and all of our thoughts can go on a piece of paper or file on the internet. Our purpose here is to open your mind a little bit and have a laugh we apologize if we have offended you in any certain way and we apologize if you feel we are horrible people, but the truth is if you are really offended you can just not come back to our website its as simple as that.

HoeMonkey.com's only job in this life is to try to make you laugh, give advise, and make you think about the world around you. We refuse to generate a cult or conformity that regulates the way you think if anything we believe you have the right to live the way you want to live without anyone treading on your freedoms. Which comes back to us, we respect your freedoms please respect ours.

But we are always up for any type of advise so please email us anytime at editor@hoemonkey.com.